Political Reaction: Removing maggots from DC
Alternative ways to get rid of maggots
- Sweep the maggots into a pile and place a newspaper on top. Dance wildly on the newspaper. Try an Irish jig or, if you're uncoordinated, just march in place.
- A practical way to get rid of maggots is by feeding them to chickens or taking them with you fishing. Fish go nuts for maggots. Maggots love dead fish…the circle of life.
- Sarcasm, though unproven, is a method I use for getting rid of maggots. "Oh sure, feel free to just squirm around. Can I get you anything? Perhaps a festering carcass is in order?"
- Adam Bjerk, How to get rid of things
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