Lost in a Yemen Jail

Coming across the border of Yemen for some reason, a top Daily Bell gnome predictably (you really can't send them anywhere) attacked a senior Yemen official with gustatory intentions. The ravenous gnome was then taken into custody and remanded to the second-most secure jail in all of Yemen, a political jail complete with dungeons, blindfolds and hundreds of incarcerated supposed al Qaeda prisoners. Foolish gnome! President Saleh's police state was not created for his nutritional needs! Daily Bell: We're going to treat this interview as if we don't know you or even, for the most part, what happened. So let's begin with the most important question. Are you really a gnome? Gnomish Staffer: Some days it feel so. Daily Bell: What the hell were you doing in Yemen? Staffer: Crossing over the border in a smuggler's truck. They smuggle gas from Oman next door where it's cheaper. Daily Bell: So this is a true story? Staffer: You can make up your own mind about the gnome – but the jail part is true. All that I'm going to relate here is the truth as I saw it and recall it. I was held in Yemen in a political jail. Read More We look forward to hearing your feedback on today's Daily Bell. Sincerely, Anthony Wile Chief Editor - The Daily Bell Executive Director - The Foundation for the Advancement of Free-Market Thinking (FAFMT) The mailbox associated with this email address is not monitored, so please do not reply.