Sunday, June 26, 2011

Some Tips for Americans to Live Longer

Adopt singlepayer national health plan and cut costs by 50% by eliminating health insurance companies.

Future wars should be limited in duration to 30 days. If the congress does not authorize the use of nuclear weapons, the enemy is not an existential threat.

All citizens should carry concealed weapons at all times. Thus, they should be responsible for crime prevention.

Releasing non-violent drug offenders from prison would cut the population by half. We need the space for white-collar criminals.

Guilty of sedition are mortgage fraud bankers, corrupt politicians who receive graft and bribed judges. Public execution is just and informative.

All citizens who lost homes from unjust foreclosure [toxic mortgages] should return to a house without encumbrance.

There are many more, but my mom taught me to play the devil's advocate only in short doses.

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